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ज़मींदार की ज़िंदगी

JAMINDAAR.....

Ek saal ager rate thik milta hai....
To her ek jamindar full hwa m hota hai....
Sbse phle dhan ki pyod ki tyari hoti hai....
Fir pani k liye khichai hoti hai.....
Kbhi bijli board ki doad ,
To kbhi gernetr se hi rengai hoti hai....
Fir aata hai n. Khad ka.....
Uske liye b lambi line lagai hoti hai....
Kbhi aate hai khali hath ,
To kbhi police walo sath ladai hoti hai.....
Mil b jaye agr adti se,
To sath m gatiya qwelity ki mhengi dwai hoti hai....
Grmi m bura haal , 
Uper se ram ne b luh chlai hoti hai.....
Ram to bershna ni ,
Aise m hi dhan m pani ki sukhai hoti hai....
Fir pnga pani ka ,
Tbhi pdosi sath ladai hoti hai.....
Aakhir tak jmindar ki khub ghisa ghisai hoi hai.....
Uper se serkar ne wat lagai hoi hai.....
Phle biki 4500 or abki baar 2700 tak gtayi hoi hai.....
Kya aise hi serkar ne mehngai gtayi hai.....
To chawal ka rate to 2013 wala whi hai.....
To koi puchne walo ho to kissan ka pat kaat ker ,
ye kmai kha gyi hai......


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